Friday, October 30, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Joke - Farting Problem
There's a woman that has a big problem when it came to farting.
She farts all the time, yet is never able to smell or hear them.
So one day she decides to go to the doctor about the problem.
She tells him how she is always leaving these long, hard farts that she can never smell or hear.
The doctor thinks about it and sends her home with some pills, telling her to come back a week later.
When she comes back to his office, she tells him how she still is having these horrible farts, but now they smell like rotting eggs.
The doctor's only reaction to this was... “It's good to know we cleared up your sinuses. Now to work on your hearing....”
She farts all the time, yet is never able to smell or hear them.
So one day she decides to go to the doctor about the problem.
She tells him how she is always leaving these long, hard farts that she can never smell or hear.
The doctor thinks about it and sends her home with some pills, telling her to come back a week later.
When she comes back to his office, she tells him how she still is having these horrible farts, but now they smell like rotting eggs.
The doctor's only reaction to this was... “It's good to know we cleared up your sinuses. Now to work on your hearing....”
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Joke - Viagra
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight...
When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.
His son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive."
"How much?" asked Grandpa.
"$10.00 a pill," answered his son.
"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under your pillow."
Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under his pillow. He called Grandpa and said, "I told you, each pill was $10.00, not $110.00.
"I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma!"
When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.
His son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive."
"How much?" asked Grandpa.
"$10.00 a pill," answered his son.
"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under your pillow."
Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under his pillow. He called Grandpa and said, "I told you, each pill was $10.00, not $110.00.
"I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma!"
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Friday, October 9, 2009
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