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Joke - Babysitter
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along.
"I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "I didn't catch a thing!"
"Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish away," his mother said.
The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait."
"I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "I didn't catch a thing!"
"Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish away," his mother said.
The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait."
Joke - A Young Engineer
A young engineer was leaving the office at 6:00 pm
when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder
with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "This is important, and my
secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned the
machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the
machine. "I just need one copy."
when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder
with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "This is important, and my
secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned the
machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the
machine. "I just need one copy."
Saturday, July 26, 2008
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