Kawasutra

Joke - A Man has Six Children

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife 'Mother of Six' in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party.

The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home now Mother of Six?"

His wife, finally fed up with her husband, shouts back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"

Boxing Kangaroo

Billigflüge Rhodos said...

On the one hand it´s funny:D On the other hand, is it really necessary to do this to the kangaroo? I think it wouldn´t box, if it wasn´t afraid. Anyway, I´d knock it out:)

Thursday, July 17, 2008 4:00:00 AM PDT

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raheel mushtaq said...

wow its so hilarious ......

Monday, July 21, 2008 3:22:00 PM PDT

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Joke - Gas Problems

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady goes back to his office. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly!"

The doctor says, "Good, Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

Joke - The Latin Professor

The Latin professor went into a bar after a hard day at work.

"What'll it be?" asked the bartender.

"A martinus," replied the Latin professor.

The bartender looked at the Latin professor, slightly puzzled.

"Don't you mean martini?"

"If I wanted more than one, I would ask for more than one."

Joke - Bra Size Chart

Ever wonder why bra sizes are lettered from A to F and beyond? Here is a user definition for those who don't know!

A - Almost boobs
B - Barely there
C - Can do
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake!